Hang on, Mr. Nice Guy!

by Freya-Kendra

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Rating: G
Summary: Filk based on Alice Cooper's No More, Mr. Nice Guy.

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Hang on, Mr. Nice Guy!
* sung by Jim

Originally: No More, Mr. Nice Guy
Originally by: Alice Cooper

He used to be such a carefree kid

'til he got a hold of me.

He opened doors for little old ladies

He helped the blind to see.

Now all the crooks catch him in their capers,

Just 'cos he's seen with me;

And he's gettin' real shot down,

And I'm feelin' mean!

Hang on, Mr. Nice Guy;

Here comes Mr. Clean!

Hang on, Mr. Nice Guy.

They'll pay, 'cos I'm quick, like a machine!

Now all the crooks catch him in their capers,

Just 'cos he's seen with me;

And he's gettin' real shot down,

And I'm feelin' mean!

Hang on, Mr. Nice Guy;

Here comes Mr. Clean!

Hang on, Mr. Nice Guy.

They'll pay, 'cos I'm quick, like a machine!

Someone shot him in the leg one day.

Fire demons filled his eyes.

He's been thrown out of his college circles;

And that hurt his pride.

He went with me to a lighthouse station,

And just the way it goes:

A damsel in distress was fakin'

And punched him in the nose!

Hang on, Mr. Nice Guy;

Here comes Mr. Clean!

Hang on, Mr. Nice Guy.

They'll pay, 'cos I'm quick, like a machine!