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Filks (any show/book) ►Stargate SG1
Freya-Kendra
(*not
specific to any show/book)
Title: 3AM
Fandom: ANY/ALL
Notes: To a
Whumping Fic Writer, sung by the whumpee
Title: Addicted To Fic
Fandom: ANY/ALL
Notes: originally: Addicted to Love, by Robert Palmer
Title: Feedback
Fandom: ANY/ALL
Notes: Originally: “Fever”, by John Davenport & Eddie Cooley
Title: I Don't
Know How To Hurt Him
Fandom: ANY/ALL
Notes: originally
"I don't know how to love him" from Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Jesus
Christ Superstar"
Now: sung by an H/C fic writer
Title: I'm So Excited!
Fandom: ANY/ALL
Notes: originally: "I'm So Excited!", by Trevor Lawrence
and the Pointer Sisters
Now sung by anyone going to a con, having other fans over for a marathon, etc.
Title: 50 Ways To Beat
The Goa'uld
Notes: to the tune
of Paul Simon’s "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
Title: Apophis is Back!
Notes: to the tune
of "Mack
the Knife", and as sung by Apophis
Title: Apophis The
Goa'uld
Notes: to the tune
of "Puff the Magic Dragon"
Title: Archeology Prize
Notes: Originally
"American Pie" - Don
Episode: The Curse, Season 4
Title: Bad, Bad Apophis
Notes: to the tune
of Jim Croce’s "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"
Title: Beast of Burden
Notes: Originally,
by Rolling Stones (Ref. episode "Beast of Burden")
Title: Chaka , the Dashing Unas
Notes: Originally
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", by Robert May & Johnny Marks
Episode: The First Ones, Season 4
Title: Cheyenne
Mountain
Notes: to the tune
of Styx's "Grand Illusion"
Title: Cheyenne
Mountain High
Notes: to the tune
of John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High"
Title: Cruel
Notes: to the tune of
Santana's "Smooth"
Episode: Legacy
Title: Daniel
Notes: to the tune of
Elton John's "Daniel"
Title: Do it Again
Notes: to the tune of
Steely Dan's "Do it Again"
Episode: Window of Opportunity
Title: Drops of Jupiter
Notes: to the tune
of Train's "Drops of Jupiter"
Title: Gater's
Little Helper
Notes: originally
"Mother's Little Helper", by the Rolling Stones
Title: General George, I AM!
Notes: Originally
"Henry the Eighth, I Am" - Herman's Hermits
Title: Go Ask Janet
Notes: Originally “Go Ask
Alice (White Rabbit)”, by Jefferson Airplane
Title: Goa’uld Mash
Notes: Originally “Monster
Mash”, by Bobby Boris Pickett
Title: Goa'uld's
Box
Notes: Originally
"Squeeze Box" - The Who
Episode: Need, Season 2
Title: Goodbye, Hollow Blue Road
Notes: Originally
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" - Elton John
Episode: Forever In A Day, Season 3
Title: Heartbreaker
Notes: Originally "Heartbreaker", by Pat Benatar; words
& music by G. Gill/C. Wade )
Title: Help Me Colonel!
Notes: Originally
"Help Me Rhonda" - Brian Wilson & The
Beach Boys
Episode: The Enemy Within,
Season 1
Title: Hit the Stargate and Run
Notes: Originally
"Take the Money and Run," The Steve Miller Band
Episodes: Season 1 start & finish
Title: In the Arms of the Angels
Notes: Originally
"In the Arms of the Angel" by Sarah McGlaughlin; Daniel’s search for
Sha’re
Title: Jaffa
Notes: Originally "All Star" by Smash Mouth, and as
sung by Jack
Episodes: Seasons 1 through 4
Title: Jaffa Style Rock
Notes: Originally
"Crocodile Rock", by Elton John & Bernie Taupin
Title: Jump The Jaffa,
An' Wail
Notes: to the tune of " Jump, Jive and Wail", by Brian Setzer, Louis
Prima, and anyone else who might have done it before!
Title: Klorel
Notes: to the tune of
"Levon", by Elton John
Title: Kree! To
the World!
Notes: “Joy to the
World," lyrics originally written by Hoyt Axton; performed by Three Dog
Night
Episode: Point of No Return (I took some liberties in identifying the
location of the motel with the vibrating bed..)
Title: The Liaison Man
Notes: Originally:
Secret Agent Man, by P.F. Sloan and S. Barri, Recorded by Johnny Rivers;
Character: Characters - Major Davis
Title: Mambo
Number PRx-911
Notes: To the tune of
Mambo Number 5, by Lou Bega
Title: Man! I Feel Like a Goa'uld!
Notes: to the tune of
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain,
and as sung by Apophis
Title: Martouf, The Tok'ra
Notes: Originally
"Frosty The Snowman"
Episode: Divide and Conquer, Season 4
Title: Merely Human
Notes: Originally: The
Freshman, by Verve Pipe.
Episode: Menace
Title: The
Very Model Of A Modern Stargate General
Notes: originally:
"The Very Model of a Modern Major General", by Gilbert &
Sullivan, from the "Pirates of Penzance"
Title: Samantha's Song /
Movin' Out
Notes: originally
Anthony’s Song/Movin’ Out, by: Billy Joel
Title: My
Nightmares After Sha're
Notes: originally
"Hotel California", by the Eagles (as sung by Daniel)
Title: The Night Before Christmas
Notes: an old
classic...
Title: No One Saved My Life Tonight
Notes: Originally
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight," by Elton John / Bernie Taupin
Title: Ode To Stargate SG-1
Notes: based on
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?” by William Shakespeare
Title: Psychedelic Lights
Notes: To the tune of
"Margaritaville" - Jimmy Buffet
Episode: The Light, Season 4
Title: Sekh's Party Limerick
Notes: Fandom/Con based
Title: Sekh's Party
Night
Notes: originally
"Saturday Night" by the Bay City Rollers (Fandom/Con-based)
Title: Soak up the Sun
Notes: Originally by: Sheryl Crow; Summary: Daniel, dreaming of Abydos
Title: Songs of the
Chaapa'ai Theme Song
Notes: based on “Sounds of
Silence” by Simon and Garfunkel
Title: Space Oddity
Notes: Originally
by: David Bowie; Category:
Episode: Tangent, Season 4
Title: Stargate Command
Notes: Originally "Gilligan's
Island" - George Wyle & Sherwood Schwartz
Title: Stargate Command Set
Notes: Originally
"Copacabana" - Barry Manilow
Title: Stargates Through
Heaven
Notes: Originally "Stairway to Heaven", by Led Zeppelin
Title: Stayin'
Alive
Notes: Originally by the Bee Gees, but now adapted for Doc
Frasier
Character: Janet Frasier
Title: Sumerian Rhapsody
Notes: Originally
"Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen
Episode: Fire And Water, Season 1
Title: Take Me Through the
Stargate
Notes: Originally
"Take it to the Limit," by The Eagles (*From the perspective of a fan
of the show)
Title: This Fic
Notes: From the
perspective of a fan, and to the tune of "This Kiss",
by Faith Hill. Note: where it states "read/write", pick one
Title: Tired
Notes: Originally
“Torn,” by Natalie Imbruglia; Jack to Jonas
Episode: Season 6, all
Title: The Tok’ra
Notes: Originally “The Joker,” by the Steve Miller
Band; as sung by Martouf to Sam
Title: Tradin'
Notes: Originally
"Stealin'" - Uriah Heep
Episode: Rite Of Passage, Season 5
Title:
Trust Me About
This
Notes: Originally
“Tell Her About It”, by Billy Joel
Episode: Full Circle, Season 6
Title: The Unas
Notes: Originally “The Raven”, by Edgar
Allen Poe
Episode: The First Ones, Season 4
Title: Vancouver Bound
Notes: to the tune of “Homeward Bound,” by Simon and Garfunkel
Title: With
Eyes Wide Open
Notes: Originally, “With Arms Wide Open” by Creed
Title: Woman From Abydos
Notes: Originally “Woman
from Tokyo,” by Deep Purple
She says it's cold outside, but she
won’t give me my raincoat
She's always getting away with things like that
She says it's all gonna hurt and it might as well be her fault
And she only sleeps when it's raining
And I scream and my voice is straining
(chorus)
I say baby
It's 3 am you must be writing
When I say baby
Well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes
Says the rain's gonna wash away, I don’t believe it
She's got something up her sleeve,
God I wish it were nothing
And in her color TV world she believes that she's got it all
She swears the screen don't seem quite as blank as it used to
And she only sleeps when it's raining
And I scream and my voice is straining
(chorus)
I say baby
It's 3 am you must be writing
When I say baby
Well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes
She believes my life is made up of
all that she gives me
And the clock on the wall has been stuck at three for
days, and days
She thinks that happiness is a clone that sits on her desktop
But outside it's stopped raining
(chorus)
I say baby
It's 3 am you must be writing
When I say baby
Well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes
-- Return to Library menu --
My lights are on / but I'm not home.
My mind / is not my own.
My heart soars. / My mind's awhirl.
I'm locked in / the Fandom world!
I can't work. / I can't eat.
There's no doubt, / I'm in deep.
My brain's in gear / but I can't think.
Another fic /is all I need!
Chorus:
Whoa, I used to think I was immune to the stuff, oh yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say I
can't get enough,
you know I'm gonna have to face it,
I'm addicted to fic!
I see new posts / must stop to read.
I start to plot / at lightning speed.
My heart beats / in double time.
Another fic / don't fall behind!
A one track mind!
I can't be saved.
Fandom / is all I crave.
If there's a fic left to do,
I don't mind sharing with you.
(Chorus)
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to fic!
(Repeat x5)
My lights are on / but I'm not home
My will / is not my own
My heart soars. / My mind's awhirl.
I'm locked into / the Fandom world!
(Chorus)
Might as well face it,
I'm addicted to fic!
(Repeat x5)
-- Return to Library menu --
Feedback
Never know how much you liked it,
Never know how much you care.
When I post my stories on these web-sites,
I still find feedback is so very rare.
Please give me feedback!
When you read it,
Feedback tells me what's gone right.
Feedback! In the morning,
Feedback in the dark of night.
Everybody give me feedback!
That is something you all know ;
Feedback isn't such a new thing.
Feedback started long ago.
Angst, it lights up my daytime;
Hurt Comfort helps to light the night.
I light up when you read my stories,
But only if you post or write.
Please give me feedback!
When you read it,
Feedback tells me what's gone right.
Feedback! In the morning,
Feedback in the dark of night.
Some of you may love or hate it.
Not all readers feel the same.
But feedback helps me see what you see;
Just readers, please don't give me flames.
Please give me feedback!
When you read it,
Feedback without flaming roots.
Feedback! I'm awaiting
Feedback! Yeah, I yearn for truth.
Ship or slash or simple friendship;
Don't always need a mad affair.
It's chemistry that makes the fans flip
for stories, if you truly dare.
Just give me feedback,
Simple emails;
Feedback in a sweet review.
Feedback! Across the miles.
Emoticons will even do!
Now you've listened to my story;
I'm not speakin' just for kicks.
Fics improve when you give feedback,
Tells me what to keep or fix.
Please give me feedback!
When you read it,
Feedback helps me live and learn.
Feedback! Did it sizzle?
What a lovely way to burn!
What a lovely way to burn...
What a lovely way to burn...
What a lovely way to burn...
-- Return to Library menu --
I Don't Know
How To Hurt Him
I don't know how
to hurt him;
what to use,
then how to soothe him.
Maybe chains....
Yes! Really, chains!
In the past few days,
he's been on the run,
and his friend's been somewhere else.
I don't know how he takes this.
Can't you see why he moves me?
He's a man.
He's just a man.
Though I've known so many
men before
in very many ways,
he's so much more!
Should I knock him down?
Would he scream and shout?
Should I tie him up?
Force his feelings out?
I never thought I'd come to this!
What's it all about?
Don't you think it's rather funny
I should be in this position?
I'm the one
who's always been
so calm, so cool,
no fandom fool,
who'd quietly watch a show.
But he moves me so!
I never thought I'd come to this!
What's it all about?
Now, he needs his team around him.
He's so lost;
he's so frightened.
But we love angst.
Yes, lots of angst.
Don't turn your head.
Don't back away.
You're gonna want to know!
He steals the show!
We want him so.
We love him so.
-- Return to Library menu --
I'm So Excited!
Tonight's the
night we're gonna come together.
Tonight we'll put all other things aside.
Come on inside and join our wild party!
We're celebrating friendship here tonight.
We're from the
Even from down under.
We've come to party, hearty,
We just can't get enough!
All for a TV show,
We can't let go.
I'm so excited!
And I just can't hide it.
I'm about to lose control,
And I think I like it!
I'm so excited!
And I just can't hide it.
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know we're friends here, friends here.
We shouldn't even think about tomorrow.
Sweet memories will last a long, long time.
We'll have a good time here now don't you worry,
And later we can still have fun on-line.
Let's get excited!
And we just can't hide it.
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!
I'm so excited!
And I just can't hide it.
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know we're friends here, friends here!
-- Return to Library menu --
50 Ways To Beat The Goa'uld
The problem is all inside the 'gate,
Thor said to me.
The answer is easy if you take it logically.
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free.
There must be fifty ways to beat the Goa'uld.
Thor said it's really not my habit to
intrude,
furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued,
so I repeat myself, at the risk of being crude,
there must be fifty ways to beat the Goa'uld;
fifty ways to beat the Goa'uld.
A silent attack,
Jack.
Make a new plan, Sam.
Show 'em your ilk, Teal'c.
You just listen to me.
Show 'em your rocks, Doc.
You can get 'em in a head-lock.
Make 'em history, Kree,
and get yourself free.
Thor said,
it grieves me so to see you in such pain.
I wish there was something I could do,
to make you smile again.
I said, I appreciate that;
but would you please explain about the fifty ways?
Thor said, why don't we both just
sleep on it tonight;
and I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light.
And then he left me, and I realized he probably was right;
there must be fifty ways to beat the Goa'uld.
Fifty ways to beat the Goa'uld.
A silent attack,
Jack.
Make a new plan, Sam.
Show 'em your ilk, Teal'c.
You just listen to me.
Show 'em your rocks, Doc.
You can get 'em in a head-lock.
Make 'em history, Kree,
and get yourself free.
Put 'em in storage, George.
Tell 'em to can it, Janet.
Cross all of their wires, Siler.
You gotta listen to me.
Show 'em your cards, Sarge
Go ahead and mount a full charge!
Make 'em history, Kree.
And get yourself free.
-- Return to Library menu --
Apophis is Back!
Oh, this Goa’uld, babe, has such
teeth, dear,
And I show them pearly white.
Just a ribbon device has Apophis, babe,
And I keep it, ah, out of sight.
Ya’ know when this Goa’uld bites with
his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows never spread.
Far too civilized is Apophis, babe,
So there’s never, never a trace of red.
Now in your gate room, huh, huh, whoo
sunny morning, un huh
I promise I’ll be in charge some time.
When someone’s walkin’ through your Stargate,
Could that someone be my first prime?
There’s my mother ship, huh, huh, up
by your moon don’t’cha know
Where my fighters are just a’ droppin’ on down.
Oh, those ships are there for my pleasure, dear,
Because Apophis is back in town.
Now did ya’ hear ‘bout my friend
Heru’ur?
He disappeared, babe, in a brilliant flash.
That’s what can happen, if you cross me,
So you’d better not do somethin’ rash.
Now Ammonet’s gone, ho, ho, yeah, you
lucky ladies,
Ooh, Sam and Janet, here, go put on these gowns.
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe,
Now that Apophis is back in town.
I said Ammonet’s gone, ho, ho, yeah,
you lucky ladies,
Lookin’ fine there, in your new gowns.
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Apophis is back in town.....
Look out, Apophis is back!!
-- Return to Library menu --
A-po-phis the
Go-a-uld
fights the SGC,
and frolics in Earth's atmosphere
with a thousand Jaffas - Kree!
Colonel Jackie O-Neill
loathes that rascal 'Poph.
'Poph gives him grief with sneak attacks
and really ticks him off, oh,
A-po-phis the Go-a-uld
fights the SGC,
and frolics in Earth's atmosphere
with a thousand Jaffas - Kree!
A-po-phis the Go-a-uld
fights the SGC,
and frolics in Earth's atmosphere
with a thousand Jaffas - Kree!
Together they will battle
until one can prevail,
and Jackie keeps a lookout to
stay on 'Poph's deadly trail.
The system lords and Tok'ra
try to join the game;
but no one can keep up with them
when 'Poph roars out Jack's name, oh,
A-po-phis the Go-a-uld
fights the SGC,
and frolics in Earth's atmosphere
with a thousand Jaffas - Kree!
A-po-phis the Go-a-uld
fights the SGC,
and frolics in Earth's atmosphere
with a thousand Jaffas - Kree!
A Goa'uld lives forever,
but only with a host;
and even then could still become
a symbiote-head roast.
One day it might happen,
Jackie O-Neill fights no more;
and 'Poph no longer comes to wage
his genocidal war.
Jack's head raised up in triumph,
his teammates hale and strong,
Jackie can retire in peace
to fish the whole day long.
With these Tau-ri enemies
'Poph has met his match.
The SGC will guarantee
that no more Goa'ulds hatch, oh,....
A-po-phis the Go-a-uld
fights the SGC,
and frolics in Earth's atmosphere
with a thousand Jaffas - Kree!
A-po-phis the Go-a-uld
fights the SGC,
and frolics in Earth's atmosphere
with a thousand Jaffas - Kree!
-- Return to Library menu --
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember
how his lectures used to make me dream.
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make my theories dance,
And maybe earn a touch of his esteem.
But then I saw that drug-store rag,
A deadly curse; a cheap sales tag,
Still bad news in the headline;
One honest truth made the deadline.
I can’t remember if I cried
When I knew I’d never earn his pride;
But something touched me deep inside,
The day my mentor died.
Chorus:
And bye, bye, archeology prize.
Gave my theories to the juries and they said I was high.
Them good ol’ boys will never give up their lies;
They’re sayin’ Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
Did I write a book of lies,
in my old professor’s eyes?
At least Steve Rayner tells me so.
Now, that I believed in something new,
While they all said it wasn’t true,
Makes me yearn to tell them what I know.
Well, I never cleared my tarnished name,
Or justified my wild claims.
They still scoff at my views;
Man I hate this secretive ruse!
I’m just some crazy nut like old grand-dad.
I lost the life I might have had.
But all that really makes me sad
Is to know my mentor died.
Chorus:
And bye, bye, archeology prize.
Gave my theories to the juries and they said I was high.
Them good ol’ boys will never give up their lies;
They’re sayin’ Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
Now for 5 years, I’ve been on my own,
My whereabouts a complete unknown.
Wish that’s not how it had to be.
While Apophis made my wife his queen,
My old friends stayed in their worn out scene,
Without a clue about our real history.
Oh, then Sarah made a careless glance,
And old Osiris took his chance.
Oh, and while my mentor burned,
An old Goa’uld was returned.
Oh, as Steven’s book bought him a Porsche,
Sarah’s life was turned off course,
And I fought back a Goa’uld force,
The day, my mentor died.
Chorus:
And bye, bye, archeology prize.
Gave my theories to the juries and they said I was high.
Them good ol’ boys will never give up their lies;
They’re sayin’ Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
When Steve flew off to an old desert crypt
Osiris never even made a sound….
He landed flat on the ground,
And when he finally came around
He said he recognized what he had found.
He said he knew that I was right,
But those words could never last the night,
Oh, we had to find a lie
So he’d once again deny
I had insight in the field
My vindication had to yield,
The SGC couldn’t be revealed
After my mentor died.
Chorus:
And bye, bye, archeology prize.
Gave my theories to the juries and they said I was high.
Them good ol’ boys will never give up their lies;
They’re sayin’ Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
And while we were all in one place
Osiris made a break for space
With threats to come and fight us here again.
Jack was fishing; Jack was gone;
When Jack came back he saw it all went wrong,
And to the Goa’uld I’d lost another friend.
And as I read about the curse,
Then I knew my life was worse.
All Goa’ulds are born in hell,
And I’m caught in their spell.
Their ships soar high into the night
To light the sacrificial right,
And Osiris is laughing with delight,
Because my mentor died.
Chorus:
And bye, bye, archeology prize.
Gave my theories to the juries and they said I was high.
Them good ol’ boys will never give up their lies;
They’re sayin’ Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
When I went back to the SGC,
My friends all tried to comfort me,
But I just smiled and turned away.
Then I went down to the 28th floor,
Where I’d gone so many times before,
But the Stargate seemed so empty there that day.
Through the halls alarms can blare,
And calls of warning fill the air,
But all was hushed and silent,
Everywhere that I went.
My life will never be the same
After this bloody Goa’uld game,
I hope someone will respect my name
Although my mentor died.
And I was singin’
Chorus:
Bye, bye, archeology prize.
Gave my theories to the juries and they said I was high.
Them good ol’ boys will never give up their lies;
They’re sayin’ Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
Bye, bye, archeology prize.
Gave my theories to the juries and they said I was high.
Them good ol’ boys will never give up their lies;
They’re sayin’ Dr. Jackson’s dead in our eyes.
-- Return to Library menu --
Well the South side of the Milky Way
Is the baddest part of space;
And if you go out there
You better just beware
Of a Goa'uld named Apophis .
Now `Pophis more than trouble,
You see he likes to go to war.
All the Goa'uld queens call him "Ha'tak Lover",
All the
Chorus:
And it's bad, bad Apophis.
The baddest Goa'uld in the galaxies.
Badder than old So'kar,
And meaner than Heru'ur.
Now `Pophis he's a player,
And he like his fancy clothes;
And he like to wave his ribbon device,
In front of everybody's nose.
He got a custom Ha'tak vessel.
He got a thousand
He got a zatnikatel gun in his pocket for fun,
He got a razor in his shoe.
Chorus:
And it's bad, bad Apophis.
The baddest Goa'uld in the galaxies.
Badder than old So'kar,
And meaner than Heru'ur.
Now Friday, 'bout a week ago,
`Pophis in the sun;
And `round the edge of the `gate
Came a man name of O'Neill
And the rest of SG-1.
Well he cast his eyes upon them,
And the trouble soon began;
'Cause Apophis learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the folks from Tau'ri land.
Chorus:
And it's bad, bad Apophis.
The baddest Goa'uld in the galaxies.
Badder than old So'kar,
And meaner than Heru'ur.
Well the whole gang took to fighting
And when they pulled them off the ground
`Pophis looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone.
-- Return to Library menu --
Originally by: The Rolling Stones
Categories: Characters - Chaka ; and Episodes - Beast
of Burden
Chaka's not a beast of burden.
His back is broad, but he's a hurtin' .
All he wants is for his kind to be free.
He'll never be a beast of burden.
He'll walk for miles; his feet ain't hurtin' .
All he wants is for his kind to be free.
Is he hard enough?
Is he rough enough?
Is he wise enough?
He's not too blind to see.
He'll never be a beast of burden.
Can't send him home; he'll stay for certain.
Daniel on the radio,
"Ka keka, Chaka," it don't have to be.
Is he hard enough?
Is he rough enough?
Is he wise enough?
He's not too blind to see.
Oh Chaka, Chaka
Gritty, gritty, gritty, gritty beast.
He's a gritty, gritty, gritty,
gritty, gritty, gritty beast.
Gritty, gritty, such a gritty, gritty, gritty, beast.
Ka Keka, Chaka, please, please, please.
I'll tell ya
He can put them out on the street;
Put them out with no shoes on their feet;
But don't take' em out, take' em out
Take' em out in misery.
All their ridicule, he can suck it up.
Throw it all at him, he can shrug it off.
There's one thing that he don't understand,
They keep on tellin' him he ain't no kind of man.
Ain't he hard enough?
Oh, ain't he rough enough?
Ain't he wise enough?
Human enough?
Ooh, ooh, please!
He'll never be a beast of burden.
He'll never be a beast of burden.
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be.
He'll never a beast of burden.
He's walked for miles; his feet ain't hurtin' .
All I want is for his kind to be free.
They don't need no beast of burden
They keep on fussin ', do their own nursin '
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be.
-- Return to Library menu --
Chaka , the dashing Unas,
had underdeveloped horns.
And if you ever saw him,
you might even want to scorn.
All of the other Unas,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Chaka,
join in any Unas games.
Then one shiny, summer day,
Daniel came to play.
Chaka with your smile so bright,
toss the symbiote tonight!
Then all the Unas feared him,
as they scrambled out to flee;
Chaka , the dashing Unas,
you'll go down in history!
-- Return to Library menu --
Cheyenne Mountain
sung by General Hammond
Welcome to the Cheyenne Mountain,
Come on in and see what's happenin'
Your security pass is your ticket for the show!
The 'gate is set, alarms start blaring,
Suddenly your heart is pounding,
Wishing secretly you were on the team!
But don't be fooled by the video,
You're watching on control room screens.
They'll show you photographs
How other lives can be;
They're all from someone else's galaxies.
So if you think that life is
Unique to Earth,
Because we seem so all alone,
Well just remember down in
You've seen some real ET's phone home.
ET's phoned home!
We have to work together in the stars.
Someday soon we'll stop to ponder,
What on Earth's this spell we're under?
We fight the Goa'uld and still we wonder
Who the hell we are.
-- Return to Library menu --
A Jack/Daniel
Daniel was scorned and ridiculed
by his academic peers.
He went home
to a place he'd never been before.
He left yesterday behind him,
you might say he was born again;
you might say he found the key for Heaven's door.
When Jack first came to the mountain,
his life was buried deep
in the box
that held his only son.
With his heart already broken,
he didn't really care;
it would all be fast,
and the pain wouldn't last for long.
Under the Colorado Cheyenne Mountain High,
They've seen it rainin' fire in the sky.
The shimmers from the Stargate
are softer than a lullaby.
(
(High,
They saw cathedrals, temples.
They saw Mother Nature's glow.
They saw everything, as far as you can see.
And though one of them got crazy once,
he found his Sha're's son;
and he lost his wife,
but kept her memories.
Now they walk in quiet solitude,
the forests and the streams,
seeking hope
in every trip they take.
Their sight has turned beyond themselves,
beyond the Stargate's glow,
in the serenity
of a clear, blue mountain lake.
Under the Colorado Cheyenne Mountain High,
They've seen it rainin' fire in the sky.
Fight with Goa'ulds as Asgards give a casual reply.
(High,
(High,
Now their lives are full of wonder,
but their hearts still know some fear
of a simple thing they never can ignore.
The Goa'ulds try to tear the Tau'ri down
to bring in a couple more,
more planets,
more hosts for system lords.
Under the Colorado Cheyenne Mountain High,
they've seen it rainin' fire in the sky.
They know they'd both be poorer men,
if they never saw the Stargate shine.
Under the Colorado Cheyenne Mountain High,
they've seen it rainin' fire in the sky.
Team's around the campfire,
and thoughts are flyin' high!
(High,
[fade]
-- Return to Library menu --
The
voice of Machello’s weapon takes on a life of its own…
Man, I'm a real pain,
you're just a step from going insane
you hear me whisper and the words
chill in your veins
I can be so cruel!
My latest victim
Machello knew how to inflict 'em
I'll steal your reason by freezin'
the step in your groove
Because I know
goa'ulds life ain't good enough,
I would save your world
to free you up
I could change your life
to rid you of that ghost
if you're a host
and it's just like the ocean
inside a shell
well that's the sound of the emotion
in your living hell
you got the kind of symptoms that prove you're
not well
so give up your mind
make it mine
then just forget about it
Well, I'll tell you one thing,
you're so far gone it's just a crying shame
in every breath and every word,
you hear your name
I'm calling you out
out from the recent past
you see my vision in your viewing glass
you feel the turning of the gate
so hard and fast
turning you round, and round
Because I know
goa'ulds like ain't good enough,
I would save your world
to free you up
I could change your life
to rid you of that ghost
if you're a host
and it's just like the ocean
inside a shell
well that's the sound of the emotion
in your living hell
you got the kind of symptoms that prove you're
not well
so give up your mind
make it mine
then just forget about it
Because I know
goa'ulds like ain't good enough,
I would save your world
to free you up
I could change your life
to rid you of that ghost
if you're a host
and it's just like the ocean
inside a shell
well that's the sound of the emotion
in your living hell
you got the kind of symptoms that prove you're
not well
so give up your mind
make it mine
then just forget about it
then just forget about it
give up your mind, make it mine
then just forget about it
oh just forget about it
-- Return to Library menu --
Daniel is travelin' tonight through the 'gate.
I can see the bright blue lights
shimmering out into space
Oh, and,
I can see Daniel wavin' good-bye.
Oh, be careful, Daniel,
for the trouble that's on the other side.
Chorus:
Oh, oh, oh,
Daniel my lover,
you are
older/younger than me,
do you still feel the pain,
of the scars you've had healed?
You've died and died;
but you came back to life.
Daniel you're a star,
in the face of the sky.
They say space is pretty,
though I've never been.
Daniel says it's the best thing
he's ever seen,
oh, and,
he should know he's been there enough.
Lord, I miss Daniel.
Oh, I miss him so much.
(Repeat Chorus)
-- Return to Library menu --
Every mornin' you eat Fruitloops
`Cos a man, he stole tomorrow
And you're caught each time the time loops
Much to your dismay and sorrow
And your friends they keep repeating
And you never can explain it
`Cos the time you have is fleeting
But you know you must reclaim it,
You go back, Jack, do it again /Gate turnin' round and round / You go back,
Jack, do it again
When you know you just can't stop it
Then you find your only friend
And you both decide to drop it
`Cos you're sure you're near the end
Then you soon become a wild one
Finding time a thing to borrow
And though wormhole golf is some fun
You'll be back again tomorrow
You go back, Jack, do it again /Gate turnin' round and round / You go back,
Jack, do it again
Now you try to talk to Janet,
Hammond, Carter, even Dan
Still you find you're on that planet
With a zat gun in your hand
But all you need are words to save you
So you say what you are able
You can't let the past enslave you
You must make the timeline stable
You go back, Jack, do it again / Gate turnin' round and round / You go back,
Jack, do it again
-- Return to Library menu --
Drops of Jupiter
Now that he's out past the atmosphere,
With drops of Jupiter in his hair, hey, hey,
He shines like summer and walks like rain,
Reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey.
When he first came to the SGC,
He was alone, yeah, a lot like me, hey, hey.
Tell me, can you sail across the sun?
Did you make it past the Milky Way to see the lights all faded,
And that heaven is under-rated?
Tell me, did you swing on a shooting star?
Did you lose all your permanent scars?
And do you miss me while you're looking for the truth out there?
Now that he's off on his soul vacation,
Tracing his way through the constellations, hey, hey,
Can he chat with Mozart? Will he find Shifu?
Reminds me that there's still much to do, hey, hey.
If he comes back to the atmosphere,
I'm afraid that he might think of me as
Plain, old Jane told a story 'bout a man
Who was too afraid to fly so he never did land.
Tell me, can the wind sweep you off your feet?
Did you finally get the chance
To dance along the light of day,
And head back through the Milky Way?
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind?
Was it everything I'm hoping to find?
And do you miss me while you're looking for the truth out there?
Can you remember lost love, pride,
Deep-fried chicken,
Your best friend always stickin' up for you *
Even when I know you're wrong?
Can you remember your first dance,
Freeze-dried romance,
Five-hour phone conversation,
The best soy-latte that you ever had,
And me?
Tell me, can the wind sweep you off your feet?
Did you finally get the chance
To dance along the light of day,
And head back through the
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind?
Was it everything I'm hoping to find?
And do you miss me while you're looking for the truth out there?
-- Return to Library menu --
What a drag it is getting old!
"Life is different today,"
I hear every Gater say,
"I just need a little dose to calm me down".
And though we're not really sick,
There's relief in Stargate fic.
We go running for the shelter of a Gater's little helper;
And it helps us on our way, gets us through our busy day.
"Things are different today,"
I hear every Gater say,
"Working full time and at home, it's just a drag!"
So we buy an instant cake and we burn our frozen steak,
And go running to the shelter of a Gater's little
helper,
As fic helps us on our way, get us through our busy day.
Writers please, some more of these!
Zines and the net; all we can get!
What a drag it is getting old.
"Networks aren't the same today,"
I hear every Gater say,
"They just don't appreciate Stargate's appeal!
"They're so hard to satisfy. They can't tranquilize our
minds!"
So go running to the shelter of a Gater's little helper,
And fic helps us through the night, helps to minimize our plight.
Writers please, some more of these!
Zines and the net; all we can get!
What a drag it is getting old.
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear every Gater say,
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore.
But if you read some more of those, you can't get an overdose!
So keep running to the shelter of a Gater's little helper!
Fic can help you on your way, get you through your
busy day!
-- Return to Library menu --
I'm Gen-er-al George, I am.
Gen-er-al George, I am, I am.
I serve deep under a mountain's floor,
Where I take command in a secret war.
I'm the SGC's top gen-er-al.
Gen-er-al George, I am, I am.
Gen-er-al George, I am!
I'm Colonel O'Neill, I am.
Colonel O'Neill, I am, I am.
I take my team through that Stargate, there;
Visiting planets everywhere.
I'm the SG1's chief officer.
Colonel O'Neill, I am, I am.
Colonel O'Neill, I am!
I'm Dan-i-el J, I am.
Dan-i-el J, I am, I am.
I solved the riddle of the Chaapa'ai,
Then lost my wife on the other side.
I'm the SG1's morality.
Dan-i-el J, I am, I am.
Dan-i-el J, I am!
I'm Ma-a-jor Sam, I am.
Ma-a-jor Sam, I am, I am.
My dad's off-world with the Tok'ra force,
While I help search for a weapon source.
I'm the SG1's chief physicist.
Ma-a-jor Sam, I am, I am.
Ma-a-jor Sam, I am!
I'm the alien, Teal'c, I am.
The alien, Teal'c, I am, I am.
I served the Goa'uld with a First Prime's pride,
`Til O'Neill swayed me over to the Tau'ri's side.
I'm the SG1's top warrior.
The alien Teal'c, I am, I am.
The alien Teal'c, I am!
I'm Doctor Fraiser, I am.
Doctor Fraiser, I am, I am.
It's my job to save SG1,
From alien implants and Goa'uld guns.
I'm the SGC's chief medical.
Doctor Fraiser, I am, I am.
Doctor Fraiser, I am!
I'm Sarge Siler, I am.
Sarge Siler, I am, I am.
I keep everything running smooth.
They all rely on my techno-groove.
I'm the SGC's chief fix-it guy.
Sarge Siler, I am, I am.
Sarge Siler, I am!
I'm the chevron guy, I am.
The chevron guy, I am, I am.
My name's Walter, but no one cares.
I'm just the guy behind the glass, upstairs.
I'm the SGC's chief myst'ry guy.
The chevron guy, I am, I am.
The chevron guy, I am!
We are everyone else, we are.
Everyone else, we are, we are.
Soldiers, medics and doomed patrols.
What we'd give for some speaking roles!
We're the SGC's anonymous.
Everyone else, we are, we are.
Everyone else, we are!
-- Return to Library menu --
One blast makes you suffer
One more, makes you die
And
the third blast, the
Means you don’t need CSI
Go ask Janet
And she’ll tell you why
And
if you go chasing
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell ‘ em Apophis ’ smoking corpse is
Worth answering the call
Call Janet
She can save you all
When the Goa’uld on the gate ramp
Come down and tell you where to go
And you’ve just heard something from Machello
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Janet
I think she’ll know
When logic and proportion
Are screwing with your head
And the general is talking backwards
And old Hathor’s glowing red
Remember
What the Asgard said
Keep your head! Keep your head! Keep your head!
-- Return to Library menu --
I was working in my lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight;
For a Goa’uld from his sarc began to rise,
And suddenly to my surprise,
(He did the mash)
He did the Goa’uld mash.
(The Goa’uld mash)
It was a Stargate smash.
(He did the mash)
His eyes started to flash.
(He did the mash)
He did the Goa’uld mash.
From the 28th level in the mountain east,
To the commissary where my teammates feast,
The Goa’ulds all came in their lavish attire
To get a thrill and set the Earth on fire.
(They did the mash)
They did the Goa’uld mash.
(The Goa’uld mash)
It was a Stargate smash.
(They did the mash)
Their eyes started to flash.
(They did the mash)
They did the Goa’uld mash.
The Jaffas were having fun.
The party had just begun.
The guests included Hathor,
Apophis and his son.
The scene was rocking, full of Goa’uldish squeals,
Even Heru’ur kicked up his heels.
The sarc repairmen were about to arrive,
With their vocal group, “the Crypt Fixer Five”.
(They played the mash)
They played the Goa’uld mash.
(The Goa’uld mash)
It was a Stargate smash.
(They played the mash)
Their eyes started to flash.
(They played the mash)
They played Goa’uld mash.
Out from his sarc Poph’s voice did ring.
It seems he was troubled by just one thing.
He opened the lid and shook his fist,
and said, "Whatever happened to my Egyptian twist"?
(It’s now the mash)
It’s now the Goa’uld mash.
(The Goa’uld mash)
And it's a Stargate smash.
(It’s now the mash)
His eyes started to flash.
(It’s now the mash)
It’s now the Goa’uld mash.
Now everything’s cool, Poph’s a part of the band,
And the Goa’uld mash is the hit of the land.
For us, the Tau’ri, this mash was meant too,
When you get to the ramp tell them Carter sent you.
(And you can mash)
And you can Goa’uld mash.
(The Goa’uld mash)
And do the Stargate smash.
(And you can mash)
Your eyes will glow in a flash.
(Then you can mash)
Then you can Goa’uld mash.
-- Return to Library menu --
Shy’la’s got a Goa’uld’s box she keeps in her nest,
and when Danny goes there, he never gets no rest,
‘cos she’s nagging all night; and she kisses all right.
Shy’la’s got a Goa’uld’s box, and Danny never sleeps at night.
Well, his team
don’t eat, and they can’t even sleep.
There’s no escape from the mine, and the whole damn beat.
But she’s nagging all night; and she kisses all right.
Shy’la’s got a Goa’uld’s box, and Danny never sleeps at night.
He goes in and out and in and
out and in and out and in and out.
She’s nagging all night; and she kisses all right.
Shy’la’s got a Goa’uld’s box, and Danny never sleeps at night.
She says "please me.
Come on, and please me.
Come on and please me like you do.
I’m so in love with you."
Shy’la’s got a Goa’uld’s box, and Danny never sleeps at night.
[break]
He goes in and out and in and
out and in and out and in and out.
She’s nagging all night; and she kisses all right.
Shy’la’s got a Goa’uld’s box, and Danny never sleeps at night.
-- Return to Library menu --
(Daniel to Jack)
When am I gonna calm down?
What can't you comprehend?
I should have stayed on the digs;
Should have listened to that old man.
You know you can't hold me forever.
I didn't sign up with you.
I'm not a present for the Goa'ulds to open;
This boy's too young to be singin'
The blues.
Chorus:
So goodbye, hollow blue road;
Where the Goa'ulds and the system lords prowl.
You can't plant me in your gateroom.
I'm goin' back to my trowel;
Back to the diggin' around in the dirt,
Huntin' for treasures of old.
Oh, I finally decided my future lies
Beyond the hollow blue road.
What did you think I'd do when
My search for Sha're hit the end?
Might take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
I'm sure you'll get a replacement.
There's plenty like me to be found:
Dreamers, who ain't got a penny,
Sniffin' for clues of the past
In the ground.
[Chorus]
-- Return to Library menu --
* Now sung by: Daniel about the
Stargate
It opens up like a tidal wave,
spinnin' over my head,
drownin' me in its promises,
cover stones unread.
And it's like an addiction;
it stokes my inner fantasies.
Some wild science fiction;
it revealed what I was born to be.
It's a heartbreaker,
dream-maker,
love-taker.
Has to mess around with me
It's a heartbreaker,
dream-maker,
love-taker.
Has to mess around, no, no, no!
One night it set my soul on fire,
burnin' outta control,
stealing all that my heart could desire,
now it's takin' its toll.
And it's like an addiction;
it stokes my inner fantasies.
Some wild science fiction;
it revealed what I was born to be.
It's a heartbreaker,
dream-maker,
love-taker.
Has to mess around with me
It's a heartbreaker,
dream-maker,
love-taker.
Has to mess around, no, no, no
<instrumental>
And it's like an addiction;
it stokes my inner fantasies.
Some wild science fiction;
it revealed what I was born to be.
It's a heartbreaker,
dream-maker,
love-taker.
Has to mess around with me
It's a heartbreaker,
dream-maker,
love-taker.
Has to mess around, no, no, no
It's a heartbreaker,
dreammaker,
love-taker.
Has to mess around with me
It's a heartbreaker,
dreammaker,
love-taker.
Heartbreaker!
-- Return to Library menu --
Help Me
Colonel!
(sung by Charlie Kawalsky to Jack
O'Neill)
Well since I got this Goa'uld
I've had its thoughts rollin' round my mind.
I know it's in for fight,
'cos I never will give in to its kind.
Well, Colonel you look so mad;
And I know you wouldn't feel too bad,
If you could help me, Colonel,
Help me get it outta' my head!
Help me, Colonel!
Help, help me, Colonel!
(repeat x6)
Help me, Colonel, yeah,
Get it outta' my head!
Sha're was his wife,
And Dan would always be her man;
But we let a Goa'uld come between 'em,
And it shattered their plans
Well, Colonel, they're not done yet.
They're gonna take all the hosts they can get.
You gotta help me, Colonel,
Help me get it outta' my head!
Help me, Colonel!
Help, help me, Colonel!
(repeat x6)
Help me, Colonel, yeah,
Get it outta' my head!
Help me, Colonel!
Help, help me, Colonel!
(repeat x6)
Help me, Colonel, yeah,
Get it outta' my head!
-- Return to Library menu --
Hit the
Stargate and Run
This is a story about Jack O'Neill and SG-1
Four explorers with nothing in common,
‘Cept running through the gate, get out and shoot their guns.
Here's what happened when they started to have fun.
They headed on out, to the Goa'uld hold on Chulak
That's where they ran into a great big attack.
The Jaffa Teal'c , shot the guards while helping out
Jack.
SG-1 hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Old Kinsey is a senator who gets distracted.
He thinks he knows just exactly what the facts is .
He closed the gate, yeah, shut off the claxons.
He thinks he's savin' all of the people's taxes.
But SG-1, oh, they slipped away.
Saved the Earth again the very next day.
They kicked Apophis and they got away,
Headed back home and they're still gating today.
Singin ',
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Oh, yeah,
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
Go on, hit the Stargate and run.
-- Return to Library menu --
In the Arms of the Angels
*Daniel’s search for Sha’re
Spend all your time searching,
For that special truth,
For the break that will make it all clear.
There's always some reason,
To feel not good enough,
When you know that the answer is near.
You need some new action,
Or a beautiful cartouche,
Memories seep from the glyphs.
Yet you feel empty,
Oh and weightless yet maybe,
You'll find some peace tonight.
In the arms of the angels,
Far away from here,
From this stark, cold, control room,
And the aimlessness that you fear.
You are pulled from the wreckage,
Of your silent reverie.
You're in the arms of the angels;
May you find
Some comfort here.
So tired of the Gate life,
Oh, and everywhere you turn,
There's vultures and thieves at your back.
The Goa'uld keep on twisting;
They keep on building the lies,
With the Jaffa that live on Chu'lak.
It don't make no difference,
Escaping one last time;
It's easier to believe
In this sweet madness,
Oh this glorious sadness
That brings you to your peace.
In the arms of the angels,
Far away from here,
From this stark, cold, control room,
And the aimlessness that you fear.
You are pulled from the wreckage,
Of your silent reverie.
You're in the arms of the angels;
May you find
Some comfort here.
-- Return to Library menu --
Apophis once told me, the Goa’uld are gonna own us;
We ain’t the sharpest tools in the shed.
He was lookin’ kinda' dumb with his fingers and his thumb
Makin' that squiggly little mark on his forehead.
Well,
his
Head to the ‘Gate and ya hit the ground running.
Doesn’t make sense just to live for him –
You get all his toys, but your brain goes dim.
So many Goa’ulds, so hard to beat;
Have to hit ‘em while takin’ the backstreets.
He never will run the whole show.
He never will make our eyes glow.
Hey
now, you’re his
Hey
now, you’re his
All your life for the Goa’uld?
All the system lords who have ruled….
He’s a cruel lord, and they say he gets crueler.
You’re comfortable now, wait 'til he’s your ruler.
Even the Tok’ra won’t beg to differ,
Judging by the ships in the satellite pictures.
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin;
The waters gettin' warm so you might as well swim.
My world’s on fire, how about yours?
Cuz that’s the way he likes it and he never gets bored.
Hey
now, you’re his
Hey
now, you’re his
All your life for the Goa’uld?
All the system lords ….
Apophis once said he’d put a snake in my head,
If I don’t get myself away from his face.
I know I’d love to get myself away from his face.
I said yep, what a concept; I'd like to kick his Goa’uld butt myself,
In fact I'd drop-kick him out into space!
Well,
his
Head to the ‘Gate and ya hit the ground running.
Doesn’t make sense just to live for him –
You get all his toys, but your brain goes dim.
So many Goa’ulds, so hard to beat,
Have to hit ‘em while takin’ the backstreets.
He never will run the whole show.
He never will make our eyes glow.
Hey
now, you’re his
Hey
now, you’re his
All your life for the Goa’uld?
All the system lords who have ruled.
-- Return to Library menu --
I remember when Earth was young,
Oh, the Goa’uld had so much fun,
Taking hosts and throwing stones,
And dialin ’ Chevrons to the planets we owned!
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Jaffa Style Rock.
While the other Goa’ulds were fightin ’ ‘round the clock,
We were hoppin ’, boppin ’ to the Jaffa Style Rock.
Well, Jaffa Style Rockin ’ is something shockin ’
When your feet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
Oh, lawdy momma, this Friday night,
When the SGC shows off its might,
The Jaffa Style Rockin ’ will be out of sight.
But the years went by and our rule here failed.
Ra, Osiris, Hathor …, well they all got nailed.
Long nights cryin ’ by the dialin ’ machine,
Dreamin ’ of those Chevrons and my favorite scene.
But they'll never kill the thrills we got,
Burning up to the Jaffa Style Rock,
Learning fast as the weeks went past.
We really thought the Jaffa Style Rock would last!
Well, Jaffa Style Rockin ’ is something shockin ’
When your feet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
Oh, lawdy momma, this Friday night,
When the SGC shows off its might,
The Jaffa Style Rockin ’ will be out of sight.
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Jump The
Baby, baby, you’re lookin’ kind of pale.
Baby, baby, you’re lookin’ kind of pale.
There’s
Let me teach you how to jump and wail.
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
Teal’c is in the armory lookin’ for his staff and mail;
Teal’c is in the armory lookin’ for his staff and mail;
Janet’s in the infirmary,
Learnin’ how to jump and wail.
You gotta
jump the
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
A woman is a woman, and a man ain’t nothin’ but a male.
A woman is a woman, and a man ain’t nothin’ but a male.
One good thing about him,
he knows how to jump and wail.
Jack and Sam went up the ramp to get a pail.
Jack and Sam went up the ramp to get a pail.
Sam stayed up;
she wants to learn how to jive and wail.
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
You
gotta jump the
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Apophis wears his war hood like a
crown.
He called his child Klorel
'Cause he likes the name
And he sent him to the finest schools
Around.
Apophis, 'Pophis likes his power.
He has a lot they say.
Spends his days, ruling,
in a Ha'tak, by the Milky Way.
He was born a prim'ta to a Goa'uld
on a distant day.
Then the System Lords said
"Ra is dead!
And the war's begun."
Later: "'Pophis has a son today."
And he shall be Klorel.
And he shall be your sovereign.
And he shall be Klorel,
in tradition with the family plan.
And he shall be Klorel.
And he shall be your sovereign.
He shall be Klorel.
Apophis is the strongest lord around.
His family business thrives.
Klorel blows up his foes all day.
Sits on the peltak watching them fly.
And Klorel,
he wants to rule himself,
leavin' 'Pophis far behind.
Take an Ha'tak and go sailing,
while 'Pophis, 'Pophis slowly dies
And he shall be Klorel.
And he shall be your sovereign.
And he shall be Klorel,
in tradition with the family plan.
And he shall be Klorel.
And he shall be your sovereign.
He shall be Klorel.
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Apophis was a false
god;
Was a ruler of mine.
I never really liked a single word he said,
But I helped him as his First Prime;
And I always was a mighty fine 'Prime!
Singin' ...
Kree! To the world.
All the queens and goa'ulds.
Kree! To the larvae in the deep blue sea.
Kree! To you and me.
If I were the king of the world,
I'll tell you what I'd do:
I'd throw away the zats and the staffs and their blasts,
And show 'Poph a thing or two!
Sing it now ...
Kree! To the world.
All the queens and goa'ulds, now.
Kree! To the larvae in the deep blue sea.
Kree! To you and me.
You know I love my freedom.
Love to have my fun.
I might even linger with the magic fingers
At that dive down on Route fifty-one.
Kree! To the world.
All the queens and goa'ulds.
Kree! To the larvae in the deep blue sea.
Kree! To you and me.
-- Return to Library menu --
There's man who helps when there is danger,
Yet to all the fans he stays a stranger.
With every show he's on,
Another he'll be gone.
Odds are he won't be on air tomorrow.
The li-aison man, the li-aison man,
They've given you a line or two but we barely know
your name.
Beware of new technologies they find ;
A replicator might be left behind.
Ah, be careful what you say,
Or you might get blown away.
Odds are you won't be on air tomorrow.
The li-aison man, the li-aison man,
They've given you a line or two but we barely know
your name.
The li-aison man, the li-aison man,
They've given you a line or two but we barely know
your name.
Jetting from the Pentagon one day,
And then hangin' in an alien cocoon next day.
Oh no, you let them take you in
With their make believe human skin.
And odds are you won't be on air tomorrow.
The li-aison man, the li-aison man,
They've given you a line or two but we barely know
your name.
-- Return to Library menu --
Chorus:
A little bit of Legacy, in my life;
a little bit of Crystal Skull, by my side;
a little bit of Need is what I need;
a little bit of Fire and Water, please.
A little bit of Daniel, falling down;
a Goa’uld sarcophagus, brings him ‘round;
a little bit of Jack hoping he’s okay;
a little bit of angst goes a long, long way.
One, two, three four five
everyone on the ramp, so come on, let’s climb
through the big, blue ring into the unknown.
The Tok’ra say they want to kick some Goa’uld
but I just let out a big groan
‘cos I really don’t trust, a word they speak.
I must stay deep ‘cos talk is cheap.
I like Daniel, and Jack, the Jaffa Teal’c and Carter.
But Daniel, I like most; you know he’s gettin' sharper?
So what can I do, but put him in a Goa’uld’s court?
To me hurt/comfort’s just like a sport;
anything goes when you know you can fix it.
Please set in the trumpet!
Chorus:
A little bit of Legacy, in my life;
a little bit of Crystal Skull, by my side;
a little bit of Need is what I need;
a little bit of Fire and Water, please.
A little bit of Daniel, falling down;
a Goa’uld sarcophagus, brings him ‘round;
a little bit of Jack hoping he’s okay;
a little bit of angst goes a long, long way.
Jump up and down, ‘cos we’re Stargate bound;
Keep your head in the clouds,
but your feet on the ground.
Take one step in, and the next step out.
When you’re all the way through, gonna scream and shout.
Shoot
the
and if they fall on down, then you’re doin’ it right.
(Repeat Chorus twice)
I’d – do – all – to
go through the ‘gate with a guy like you.
You can’t run and you can’t hide,
‘cos Daniel, dear, you’re my kind of guy.
-- Return to Library menu --
I’m attacking tonight – I’m feeling alright,
Gonna take SG-1 out.
The Shol’va and Sam – O’Neill and Dan,
Gonna make ‘em scream and shout.
Hurt ‘em and then, hurt ‘em again,
Kill ‘em a thousand times.
The sarcophagus will do what it must;
I only wanna take what is mine.
The best thing about being a Goa’uld,
Is the prerogative to have a little fun, and…
Chorus:
Oh, oh, oh, have people revere me, and if they won’t hear me,
Torture? For sure!
Oh, oh, oh, watch ‘em go wild – yeah, doin’ it in style.
Oh, oh, oh, give ‘em some action! See the attraction?
Ribbon device – they’ll pay the price!
Oh, oh, oh, show them I’m god – yeah, make them worship me.
Man! I feel like a Goa’uld!
The Goa’ulds need a break – tonight I’m gonna take
Everything that’s owed and more.
They can’t make amends – I need my revenge.
Put an end to their puny war.
Chorus:
Oh, oh, oh, see, people revere me; but if they won’t hear me,
Torture? For sure!
Oh, oh, oh, watch ‘em go wild – yeah, doin’ it in style.
Oh, oh, oh, give ‘em some action! See the attraction?
Ribbon device – they’ll pay the price!
Oh, oh, oh, show them I’m god – yeah, make them worship me.
Man! I feel like a Goa’uld!
(Repeat
Chorus)
Make people revere me.
Can you see it?
Come, come, come on baby,
I feel like a Goa’uld!
-- Return to Library menu --
Martouf, The Tok'ra
Martouf, the Tok'ra,
Was a kind and gentle soul,
With a bright, white smile
And a carefree style.
Saving humans was his goal.
Martouf, the Tok'ra,
Has a legion of true fans.
He could not live past
That zat gun blast
But we all still hope he can!
We know there's still some magic in
Those Goa'uld healing things,
And when Sam puts one on her hand
We almost want to sing,
O, Martouf, the Tok'ra
Is alive as he could be!
I can hear Sam say
He could fight and play
Just the same as you and me!
Zappity, Zat, Zat,
Zappity, Zat, Zat
Martouf's on the ground!
Zappity, Zat, Zat,
Zappity, Zat, Zat
Don't just stand around!
Martouf, the Tok'ra
Knew a zatarc plant had come
So he said, "Let's check
With this Tok'ra test,
Then we'll see who is the one."
Down in the mountain,
Behind a shield of glass,
Testing SG-1 and everyone
With recent missions past.
He led them to the Stargate ramp,
Right to the zatarc plot;
And he didn't pause a moment when
He heard Sam holler "Stop!"
O, Martouf, the Tok'ra,
Was a cruel pawn to play,
And he had to die;
Yet we wonder why,
And hope he'll come again some day!
Zappity, Zat, Zat,
Zappity, Zat, Zat
Martouf's on the ground!
Zappity, Zat, Zat,
Zappity, Zat, Zat
Don't just stand around!
-- Return to Library menu --
*Jack to Daniel, after "Menace"
When we were young we knew
everything.
Now there's space punks who rarely ever play-ay nice.
I won't be guilt stricken, sobbing
With my head on the floor.
Stop a foothold here with some sage advice? No.
Can't be held responsible;
Cause she was wrecking this place.
I won't be held responsible;
She made a move in the first place.
For the life of me,
I can not understand:
What makes you think that you can save
Every being out in space?
For the life of me
I don't want to see you ever die
For these sins;
We are merely human.
My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her;
His arm took a week's worth of Vicadin.
And now he's pain stricken, sobbing,
With his head on the floor.
Think about him now and how he never should have wept,
I say,
Can't be held responsible;
Cause she was wrecking this place.
I won't be held responsible ;
She made a move in the first place.
For the life of me,
I can not understand:
What makes you think that you can save
Every being out in space?
For the life of me
I don't want to see you ever die
For these sins ;
We are merely human.
Hey Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Hey Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
We try to wash our hands of all of this.
We never talk of our lack in relationships,
And how we're guilt stricken, sobbing
With our heads on the floor.
We fall through the ice
When we try not to slip,
We say,
Can't be held responsible;
When someone is wrecking this place.
I won't be held responsible ;
They made their move in the first place.
For the life of me,
I can not understand:
What makes you think that you can save
Every being out in space?
For the life of me
I don't want to see you ever die
For these sins ;
We are merely human.
For the life of me,
I can not understand:
What makes you think that you can save
Every being out in space?
For the life of me
I don't want to see you ever die
For these sins ;
We are merely human.
We are merely human.
We are only human...
-- Return to Library menu --
The Very Model Of A Modern Stargate General
I am the very model of a modern Stargate General,
I've teams exploring vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the Tok'ra council and I quote the Goa'ulds historical
From Apophis to Heru'ur, in order categorical;
Major Carter keeps me briefed on matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
On quantum theorem Carter's always teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
ALL:
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
Carter's good at integral and differential calculus;
While Dr. Jackson knows the names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Stargate General.
ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, he is the very model of a
modern Stargate General.
I'm briefed on mythic history, Norse and Greek, Egyptian, too;
I answer accusations when the pentagon gets all unglued;
I quote in my reports about the fic
on
When Doctor Jackson floors peculiarities parabolous;
Of physics, I know more about the space and time continuum
Than Einstein ever theorized, and even more residuum;
I understand the consequence of stealing space technologies
It's better to negotiate than try to make apologies.
ALL:
It's better to negotiate than try to make apologies.
I've seen enough of
To understand what makes these planets often very uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Stargate General.
ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, he is the very model of a
modern Stargate General.
When dealing with an enemy so cruel and diabolical
It doesn't always help when
Colonel Jack O'Neill might sometimes argue with the logical;
And Teal'c's a trusted warrior who never is hypocriphal;
Major Carter tops the list of physicists with hand grenades;
Together these four form the team that always earns the highest grades;
Although I've seen them duplicated, imitated, miserable,
And Doctor Jackson once became entirely invisible!
ALL:
And Doctor Jackson once became entirely invisible!
My military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has already been brought up to an entirely new century;
And still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Stargate General.
ALL:
And still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, he is the very model of a
modern Stargate General!
-- Return to Library menu --
Samantha works for an underground base
Savin’ the Earth from the Goa’uld
Colonel O’Neill goes with her into space
He says
“Lucky for me, you’re well schooled.
Thinkin’ too hard can give me a heart attack.”
She oughta know by now
They’re always worried ‘bout a Goa’uld attack
Is that all they do when they’re out there?
CHORUS:
But it’s never a waste of time
That’s not what it’s all about
There’s much more to learn; the team’s movin’ out